6 Best Horse Dildos [Buyer Guide]

First on our list, the LYZAA Super Big Size Horse Dildo is an absolutely massive toy. Counting 16.5 inches of length in total – with a maximum diameter of 2.75 inches, we advise you not to try and insert it in its entirety. It could rip your insides. Also, lots of lube.

With the danger out of the way, by now, you must’ve realized that we’re talking about a masterpiece of a sex toy! Climbing on top of it will take you all the way to space. Or a horse stable, if you’d prefer. Even a suction cup is included to make the handling of this product a little easier.

Remember, though, “easier” is a relative term here. This item is really enormous and is absolutely not intended for novices. The seasoned will surely like it. 

In addition to its massive dimensions, this horse dildo is also extremely pliable, and with a weight of about 2.72 lb, it’s designed to be as pleasurable as you can imagine.

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Safe substance: Soft cloth, comfy to use. Appropriate softness and smooth coating, insertion sense with no pain or odd strain, and elasticity even if pressed a lot.

Particular design: Super lengthy and enormous dildo for innovative players and pros. It imitates the manhood of a horse, feels just like a true blood vessel and skin and doesn’t feel odd to fit. Having a super strong suction cup in the base, it may be fixed securely on horizontal surfaces. It is possible to glue it on your wall or ground and then add it into your favorite place in both cowgirl and doggy style positions.

Pleasant Experience: Once inserted into your anus or vagina, it creates powerful, pressing, pleasure. The floating blood vessels communicate not just with the inside of the anal cavity, but also with that of the vagina, massaging the inside of your whole body. 

The feeling of immorality that arises while using this horse penis, together with a solid awareness of strain on the meat wall, leads to unprecedented satisfaction. Now it is time to step into the professional world and revel in the joy of vaginal and anal ecstasy!

A variety of applications: Not just for couples but in addition for both spouses and homosexuals. Welcome to the vagina and anal growth professionals. Recommended for people who are inspired by the animal physique. Use it during SM practice play and easily defeat your spouse. 

 It’s made from a soft material and has no harsh chemical smells while being firm and flexible, allowing you to target internal stimulation specifically. It’s waterproof and very easy to clean – rinse it with warm water and soap and let it dry. That’s it! Please keep it away from children.

 You can get this big, pesky boy for $35.99!

Bulging with veins to get a deep inner massage, this might just be your best companion! An elastic dildo with a rippling realistic feel is something just right for your pleasure! How many holes could withstand this? 

An extra-long dong tailored for anal enthusiasts, this huge dildo might reach up to your stomach! The texture gives it a realistic look and a sensual feel, making it, possibly, the tallest addition to your naughty collection! 

Measuring 20 inches total length (19 inches insertable) and a diameter of 1.75 inches, it’s the perfect battle sword to take to your bedroom!

It has an effective suction base, which anchors it to flat surfaces so that you can have complete control of the angle at which this “long boi” enters you! Amp up your dimension limit, and try deep probing to get to a completely different level! 

This item is phthalate-free and goes well with silicone and water-based lubricants. Wash thoroughly after use with soap and warm water. You can purchase it for $30.59.

Ribbed and rough; girthy and strong; It can penetrate both your body and your soul. Such is the FAAK Realistic Horse Dildo. With an incredibly elastic build and surprisingly realistic animal glans, this dildo has the power to transport you to the filthy stable from your childhood instantly!

At 17 inches in length and a maximum diameter of 2.56 inches, this giant of a dildo is meant exclusively for experienced users who’ve had enough of the boring human shape and want to enjoy the powerful delicacy of a horse’s member. 

Suitable for single use or couples, for straight, gay, or lesbian sex, this lifelong friend will arrive at your doorstep in a discrete package, carefully hidden from prying eyes. No one needs to know how good things feel on the inside.

Just please, in order to protect yourself, use it only with solid amounts of lubricant. Clean it thoroughly after every use. It’s incredibly easy to do – just wash with soap, and rinse with warm water! 

Place it out of children’s reach and avoid leaving it in direct sunlight or extremely high temperatures. 

This latex-free, phthalates-free, soft, and safe PVC horse dildo can be bought for $35.99! 

This substance is phthalate-free and harmonious with the silicone and water-based lubricants. Wash thoroughly after use with soap and warm water.

Dimensions: 20 inches in total length, 19 inches insertable, 1.75 inches in diameter. Material: PVC.

And another FAAK entry on our list! They sure know their way with farm animals! This horse dildo, unlike the one above, is meant for less extreme users.

Now, don’t get us wrong! It’s far from a tiny human-sized dildo. With a total length of 13.8 inches, an insert length of 12.6 inches, and a diameter of 2.6 inches, it would probably rip a beginner apart! 

Yet, for a true libertine, it would be the epitome of a chill night in something nice but relatively tame, like a glass of your good, well-tested, favorite wine. Suitable for vaginal or anal play, solid and flexible at the same time, with a thick and ribbed look, this horse dildo will leave you wider than you were before using it!

With its realistic design and a massive, flared head, it will give you the same sensation you get when riding a real horse, but you’ll do it from the comfort of your own home! Riding it upside-down, that is. 

This PVC horse dildo is quite bendy so that you can twist and twirl it to accommodate your specific needs and requirements, and – fittingly – it comes in a discreet package so that nobody will know what you’ll be up to when it finally arrives at your home. 

Its smooth surface is extra gentle, making it perfect for use, as well as very easy to clean. Just soap and warm water, and that’s it! 

If you’re interested, you can get this chubby guy for $37.99!

This colorful, soft horse dildo sure will take you on an adventure to bangland, but you won’t be sure whether it’s a horse or an alien that you’re riding! Yes, that’s true! 

These dildos come in a variety of combined colors, enabling you to experience pleasures literally out of this world!

With a notably firm inside and a notably soft outside layer, this horse dildo prioritizes flexibility and ease of use! It’s made from silicone, which guarantees a healthy, bacteria-free surface. Just remember to clean it after use!

With a length of about 12.95 inches, it might not be the longest or more ambitious entry on our list, but it sure is a pretty-looking one. Beginners, who’re in for a thrill, and intermediate users can make it their entry point into the world of extreme sexual pleasure. You can get it for $24.99.

This is the shortest dildo on this list – not to say, by any means, that it’s short – but it’s special in another way. While it starts off as a horse penis, the head is shaped like a flower. This, along with its hypnotic colors led us to conclude that this is a unicorn dildo.

Yes, that’s right—all of your fantasies, deep inside you. 

Made from odorless silicone, it measures 1062 inches in height and 2.2 inches in width. With a strong suction cup and a flexible build (safe from deformation), this dildo is perfect for young dreamers. 

Just please use it with lube and clean it after you’re done for the day! You can get it for $33.99!