The Myth and Legend:

We were not born to the Greek Goddess of sexuality and love, Aphrodite. Although you might think so with the products we bring at the price we charge, we are mere mortals with an appetite to please all other humans. One of the basic human needs is the need of sexual pleasure, but why do people feel the need exploit that pleasure with greed? To us sexual deviants over here at DailySexToys, we have decided to leave the bedrooms long enough to bring to you, our loyal pleasure seekers, the best erotic toys and gifts at costs which can only be beat by the shady pimp on the corner whose toys are, well, probably used (ewww). A lot of companies focus on the bottom line with profitability and balance sheets, I guess that's why we won't consider DailySexToys a business, rather we consider ourselves a group of perverts who happen to sell products we use ourselves (don't worry, we keep ours in our desk drawers, yours will be brand new in the factory package). Like some other websites out there, we might become profitable just in time for our children's children to ask their children what they want for the holiday season of 2099, but don't worry, even then, our product and prices won't be beat.

I haven't been "pleased" in a while so my brain isnt working to full functionality, please explain what is DailySexToys:

We are exactly what the name says, a sex toy, aka adult novelty product e-commerce website. Not only are we a daily deal site, we are THE original ADULT THEMED daily deal site. A lot of the daily deal sites sell 1 product per 24 hour period at a discount of up to 80% off, which is where we differ. We recognize that our fellow pleasure seekers not only deserve more but also come in both men and woman (hell, maybe even other sexes) so we sell accordingly. We offer 2 items per 24 hour period (or until sold out), 7 days a week, 365 days a year (366 days on leap years) both a man and woman's product of the day at a cost to you, of up to 90% off. No, that was not a typo, and no these products are not stolen, we just happen to be friends with people in high places. Once you click that beautiful order now button, you might even find yourself facing some other surprises too.

Where we are located:

Where else would we be but in the Adult themed capital of the world, no not Las Vegas, we are in the San Fernando Valley, or better known as the San Pornando Valley, in Southern California. What? You don't believe its the Adult themed capital of the world? ... Then check it ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Fernando_Valley

How are you going to be getting your product:

We strive to to get your new product to you as fast as possible because we too are human and know that when you want something, you want it NOW! Our shipping time generally takes 2-5 business days plus transit time which can be as little as 1 day and as long as 7 days, depending on your local post office sorting facility. All packages come in a beautifully discrete plain cardboard box or envelope with a plain shipping label so nobody knows what exactly is in the box or where it came from. Unfortunately some people are still stuck in the 1800's and believe that human sexuality is taboo which is why we also offer an additional service for $1.00 which will allow us to double wrap your package in a plain bag so even if the package breaks open, it still cannot be identified. No pick ups are ever allowed, if you show up here, chances are that you will be sold into the European sex trade, sorry!

So you want yesterdays product:

As much as we want to make sure each and every one of our customers are as pleased as we are, if you missed a deal, you are out of luck. The way this site is set up, when the deal is no longer on the main page, that's all she wrote, the fat lady has sang (and bought a toy)... that product is GONE. We will not say it is gone forever, we might get lucky and the adult fairy might visit us again packing that product, but for the foreseeable future we hope you can find one of our other amazing deals just as juicy as the one you missed.

Ohhh boy, what did you do (Returns)?

So you bought something from us and you just don't want it anymore. Where we come from that's called buyers remorse and unfortunately for you, we cannot do much to ease your pain. Sorry to say we cannot nor will we want to ever let you return a adult product to us. Talk about unsanitary and overall just kinda nasty. We wouldn't make you take our used toys, please don't try to make us take yours. If your item is still wrapped up and brand new, like other people have probably suggested, try selling it on EBay, Craigslist, or even your local flea market; never forget, one person's trash is another person's treasure.

Your stuff arrived broken, now what?

Cry a little, sheesh. Noooo, we are kidding, don't get your panties in a bunch. We are definitely here to stiff our friends, however we are not here to ever stiff our friends (Pun intended). If you have a product which arrived broken or defective, please email us at returns@dailysextoys.com with your DailySexToys order number, product name, and a detailed description of your problem. We are a busy team here bringing you the sexiest stuff possible so please give us 24 hours to return your email with all the info you need to return your broken item. Seeing how we tend to sell out of most of our stuff we usually don't have spares sitting around to send out as a replacement. With that said, there is a really good chance your replacement will actually just be a refund. One last thing, you are responsible for the cost of returning any and every item.

You want to know how many more of today's deals we have left in stock?

That's on a need to know basis, and you my friend, do not need to know. We suggest you don't wait around to find out or chances are, you will miss out on today's deal. 

Whats the deal with our blog?

Welcome to the future! Where we, along with the rest of the world blog up a storm. Our blog is just like our site, 18+ years old, as we will be posting all kinds of fun and even naughty stuff. Obviously, we will be updating our feed daily with the newest & coolest deals we are offering. You should definitely make it a point to stop by as we will be posting different articles, links, and photos which will help kill productivity almost as bad as those little flash games your boss warns you to stay off. There is a good chance you might even find breaking news straight from the inside source on our blog. (We did break the news about Armstrong walking on the moon ya know?)

Why is the icon flashing low stock, where did the order now button go?

Your eyes are not playing tricks on you, you are not on sensory over load, you are just running low on luck and you better get your order in before that button goes solid and we sold out of the deal.  We have hired multiple nobel prize winners to create a mathematical algorithm to decide the exact inventory level in which sets off the flashing alarm letting our favorite people in the world (you, you sexy b*tch, you) that soon enough, this deal will be in the history books.  Fear not, a new deal is very close behind.

So you are too busy to go to check our site and blog daily? RSS feed to the rescue!

Fear not fellow pleasure seekers, DailySexToys offers an RSS feed to our blog! Oh yes, you heard right, once again, coming through in the clutch is DailySexToys offering  a direct path to heaven, AKA our blog via an RSS feed. We know it can be a pain to follow 10,000,000 blogs and even harder to sort through all the "deal" sites which is why we have implemented this state of the art, life altering program allowing you to view the headlines for the newest blog entries. OK so maybe its not state of the art, but we are making your life easier, give us a break here.

What are some of the legalities of running a site of this stature?

Check it out, our beautifully written compliancy agreement 18 U.S.C. 2257 Compliance Notice

Want to see our privates?...I mean privacy policy?

Of course, just like everybody else, we have our own privacy policy, please check it out

What are your payment options?

All orders placed on DailySexToys can be paid with the basics, Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover. Along with those credit cards, you can also pay with Paypal, Google Checkout, and your first born child. Sorry to be the burden of bad news but Checks, cash, money orders, and Hungarian prostitutes will no longer be accepted. UPDATE: Our lawyers just informed us that we can longer accept first born children.

Want to find out status of your order?

When the urge hits, it usually hits hard. We know that better than anybody which is why we will allow you to check the status and tracking info of all orders placed through your account. In order to do so, just go to the "my account" tab up towards the top of the page and click. Once in there, you should be able to pick your order to track. We will also email you tracking info once your order is placed.

Greedy huh? You want to buy them all?

We don't limit our customers to just 1, 2, or 3 pieces. By all means, buy 15 or 20, they make great stocking stuffers, gag gifts (did he say gag?), weapons, and paper weights. Shipping will always be the flat fee of $5 so bulk orders do save money, just when you didn't think it was possible to save more...